Laura. 26. Here is a pile of things that I like and think about. Ask if you would like to know more!
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
been a while since I posted one of my more complex pieces!
This lil guy is a Hildegard von Bingen quote, I was to include a variety of quite a few flowers!
For anyone curious, something of this detail level would go for around $120-150 CAD
how is the word “cellphone” pronounced
chel-po-ne (CORRECT and GOOD answer)
kaey-poen (WRONG and BAD answer)
something else (????????)
see results
was originally gonna go with “dog” but decided to go for a longer word with more “reasonable” mispronunciations instead, but that ended up backfiring and now like half the people on this post think i actually pronounce it like this. guess you could say it was a bit of a. a b. it was a
it was a bit of a self-own
READING COMPREHENSION QUESTIONS
- why might op have said that she wanted to choose a word with “more ‘reasonable’ mispronounciations”? what could the quotes around “reasonable” indicate? why did she say mispronunciations instead of pronounciations?
- op writes that the post “backfired” and now “half the people on this post think i actually pronounce it like this.” what might the word “backfired” mean in this context?
- what words could “self-own” sound similar to, and how could that relate to the rest of the post?
being knightcore doesn’t mean you have to be pro-monarchy. you can just swear your undying fealty to your best friend or your crush or something
stu-pidity-deactivated20220206:
issue: the kittens are still trying to learn words. gus knows his name and daisy knows hers, but they don’t seem to quite grasp that when I say “babies!” im referring to both of them.
hypothesis: “babies” is too similar to “daisy” and they’re getting confused
test: start saying “gamers” instead
Outcome: they’re understanding it and it’s hysterically funny
me, calling down the hall from stirring a can of cat food: LET’S GO, GAMERS
the kittens:
Yes please show us the gamers
here’s the gamers! Daisy is on the left and August is on the right! i spent 45 minutes trying to get this shot
I love drawing cats
OH MY GODDDDD
You will never hear dwarven folk metal. You will never hear elf prog rock. You will never see an orc do a drum solo. You will never see a gnome shredding on the keyboard. You will never see a goblin punk band. Despair eternally
An elven prog rock song would be AT MINIMUM 7 weeks long and would feature a 72 hour flute solo and at least 13 full length epic poems about nature and history
A dwarven folk metal album would be a series of songs about a great and dangerous pilgrimage across the mountains sung in real time and would involve dozens of singers and instrumentals and would be a literal epic recounting of their journey and all of the people who died making it. It would be three weeks long and, being real time, would have entire 8 hour sections where it’s just rest and smaller folk songs around a campfire before they return to the treacherous climb trough demon infested mines.
What people don’t understand is that the human mind can’t make these songs. You can’t replicate them. Diggy Diggy Hole is NOTHING.
Every goblin punk song is 90 seconds long TOPS but thrashes so hard it triggers your ancient reptile brain and floods your system with pure and unfiltered violence hormones, but despite the incomprehensible lyrics they’re actually incredibly nuanced and deep, but sung at 300BPM
i was trying to collect more shitty ms paint doodles we all use and vibe with and then i realize i also have ms paint and can just MAKE some
dj-nasir got the whole club complaining about his selection of metal
fun with the safety sign generator
Mowing through an entire box of pocky feeling like a pencil sharpener being fed whole pencils by a 3rd grader